What Was Jesus
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
- He called everyone "brother"
- He liked Gospel
- He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
- He went into His Fathers business.
- He lived at home until he was 33.
- He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:
- He talked with his hands.
- He had wine with every meal.
- He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:
- He never cut his hair.
- He walked around barefoot all the time.
- He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:
- He never got married.
- He was always telling stories.
- He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:
- He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
- He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
- And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
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