Long Happy LifeA woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "Sir, I couldn't help but notice how happy you look this morning," she said. "Tell me, what's your secret for a long, happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey every week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing!" she exclaimed. "How old are you?"
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