Funny Business

A bloke walks into a Fish and Chip shop and says:

	"Can I have some fish please?"
	"OK, it won't be long" says the bloke behind the counter.
	"Well it better be fat then"

Three Apple Engineers and Three Microsoft Engineers
Musical Octopus
Ethical Dilemma
What Was Jesus
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - Languages Version
Reservations of an Airline Agent
Snail Joke
Dave Rhodes (or
Attitude is Everything
Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s
A Girl's Guide to Geek Guys
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road
Actual Bumper Stickers
Makeup Transformations
People for the Ethical Treatment of Software
Benny the Motorcyclist
Pet Centipede
Hacker Tarot Cards
The Evolution of a Programmer
Love and Marriage
Smokers Rights
Shooting Yourself in the Foot - OS Version
Hunting Season
Frog Joke
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Super Salesman
Haiku Error Messages
Miami Subs (a study in impersonal communications)
One side of a conversation with a bartender
Dr Laura and Leviticus
Long Happy Life
Farmer Joe's Accident
Darwin Award Candidates
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles
25 interesting things that you learn about computers in the movies...
Kid Science
Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey)
Star Trek Lost Episode Transcript
The story of Angus
Gay Ranch Hand
Air Force maintenance
The Electric Chair
To Survive
How Hot Is It In Hell - A True Story
What is fate
The Goodtimes Email Virus
Windows 95
International Sex
Middle Men
A Golf Joke
The Inventor
Rules of Cat Etiquette
Putting Out a Fire
An Interview with Bjarne Stroustrup
If Cars Were Like Computers
Winter Motorcycling
Proper Diskette Care and Usage
Psychiatric Patient
Shakespearean Insults
Inertial Guidance Systems Explained
The Kiss
The True History of the World
Chinese Jabberwocky (aka The Uncle that Sleeps in Your House)
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
The Programmer's Game
The Newbie's Song